Wednesday Selection | That Rusty Nail Skank

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I awake this morning to find a lovely booger hiding in my left nostril. I proceed to hack a jolly grey phlegm into my garbage can. Riding this slimy momentum, I skipped the morning bath, for the umpteenth time in a row. Brush my teeth? Not a chance! I can taste the bubbling stench this beautiful day is wrapped in through my grossly depleted cilia, and nothing is going to stop me from wallowing in it like the hog I am. I hope you all have the common courtesy to join me.

Now we must establish some boundaries. A day like today deserves more than the cluttered grime we so often find clogging the sinks of our stainless steal music libraries. No, today requires some class A skank, like sipping motor oil out of an Elizabethan tea cup.

Pinkies up kiddies!

Uk mad man, Itchy Robot, pulls at that string that connects your belly button to the ceiling. His wobble: a laser beam 36 hours in to a fatal snake bite. Feeling legal? Hola at this cute little link over here .

Miss You – Itchy Robot [recommended]

Chipmunk Stagga – Itchy Robot

Noah D and Roommate, West-coast gun slingers hailing from, respectively, Portland and San Francisco. Their bass is like the butter that the witch feeds to Hansel and Gretel; rich, velvety, cruel. Buy some treats here , you greedy bunch you.

The Bassman – Noah D and Roommate [recommended]

Street Sound – Noah D and Roommate

Cozza Frenzy (Roommate Remix) – Bassnectar

Low-life contributor Wallace shares the Deutsch Land home base with our next noise Nazi. Ill Bill Bachelor is largely out of the game these days, but the ink of his legacy is smeared all over Excision’s early sets and sounds. I believe a “heil” is in order.

The Demon – Ill Bill Bachelor [recommended]

Still Dre (Dubstep Refix) – Mikey B feat. Ill Bill Bachelor

Picture yourself and a friend burning down a pleasant evening spliff by the lake. The frogs are chirping in chorus, until, out of the blue, an alien air craft tears the cloud cover apart. You share a wide and red eyed stare of disbelief with your homie, then avert your attention to the extraterrestrial ship. It wobbles listlessly, to and fro, finding no stable ground to safely situate itself. Innocent frogs that lay in the path of the ship’s laser stabilizers explode instantaneously. Amidst a chorus of popping amphibians, the U.F.O. teeters helplessly, until it’s final plunge into the lake’s dark depths. Slack jawed, you roll another spliff.

If you like this business, then make it official ! Clue Kid knows how to slink!

Weed Smokers – Clue Kid

Frogs On Acid – Clue Kid

Hovercraft – Clue Kid [recommended]

You probably need to shower,

but fuck it,

pores are for clogging.

sam.i.am